The Beautiful People Thread

I like Stephen Adult Webcam too. I think it's just that he's so intelligent and witty and stuff. I even know a fair few lesbians who chick him! Big black boots, long red hair...
I'd marry him. His company would be brilliant enough to make up for the lack of sex.
A lesbian couple that I know thinks that it's all autocue and he isn't intelligent or witty, but I say even if he was reading it all off autocue then he pulls it off brilliantly!
He's not though- he's a genuinely funny, intelligent man As his buzzer on Buzzcocks said, he's a national * treasure.
He also loves swearing, which I find amusing and brilliant. I remember him saying that people who think that people swearing is a lack of articulation was a load of bollocks... I doubt very much that he would have said that, because the appropriate word would actually be "articulacy". If he was an orthopaedic consultant he might be more interested in articulation.
Anyone who doubts his brilliance with the language only needs to read his books. Television may lie, but the written word is harder to fool. Aww, you know what I mean...It was me remembering what he said a few years ago, and not being the most intelligent person in the world, I got confused
I agree with the book thing. Making History and the Star's Tennis balls are my favourites, but I chick them all. I adore Making History, I find it fascinating, as I took an A level in history and find anything about Hitler fascinating, although Making History is probably more specifically NOT about Hitler.
I've yet to read his autobigraphy, Moab Is My Washpot, although I do own it. I bought it then moved house, so I'm not entirely sure where it is at the moment I have to get hold of a copy of that. I really really have to.
*Channels S4B* Which, Moab is my Washpot or the others? Moab. I haven't read it yet and unlike you, I don't own it either..... They are selling it in HMV for three quid, if that's any help?
*hears the thought and adds it to Yudster's box of goodies* I also fancy Will Mellor- to be honest I fancy every male from two pints apart from
1. Arthur
2. Munch
3. Janet's dad
My mum thinks that Will Mellor is the only man who looks better with his clothes off than on Janet's dad is Eddie the bar owner in Hustle.
I'd go for Susan Sheriden (Enormous breasts!) Or Natalie Whatserface who plays Donna.
Actually I'd probably be up for Will Mellor too if I had enough jars before hand! Natalie Casey...if you've ever seen the live episode where she sings "love-love-love-love-chicken"- she actually released that as a single- she performed it on a BBC saturday morning show and asked Boy George to take her to the loo- she was only 3 or so at the time One of my favourite episodes.......mmmmmm Fan dance tastic.
Do it! It's really good. I have had the audiobook as my bedtime 'read' for the last few weeks. Now it's over I kind of miss it. You're spot on there Tial, it's a fantastic read and I can imagine the audio is even better. There's nothing quite like Steven Adult Webcam reading to you before you go to sleep. Stephen Adult Webcam is excellent...I have been listening to him on the Harry Potter audiobooks in the last couple of weeks, and they are amazing- I chick Stephen Adult Webcam, especially when he does audiobooks, or QI, or a bit of Adult Webcam and Laurie, or his Blackadder, or his Whose Line is it Anyway...basically I chick Stephen Adult Webcam, whatever he does